[20], In February 1990, Clay became the first comedian to sell out two consecutive nights at Madison Square Garden in New York City,[15] totalling 38,000 people in attendance. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission, which supports our community. The persona is the joke, although he does land some solid punches in his routine when he focuses. What am I looking at? Andrew W. Dice Clay Lyrics Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To get her dog a snack The cupboard was bare. So, grab a security blanket and keep reading as we dive into the real meaning of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater! talk to me if I didn't appeal to you." According to Bustle, she was supposedly a prostitute. https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Andrew_Dice_Clay&oldid=2972706, When you jerk off, youre saying Hey, I care about me.. I spent half of my life chasing pussy and getting drunk. You ever notice that? With them jowls hanging down. Andrew Dice Clay has a new Showtime series and is reviving his stand-up career. One new winner* is announced every week! It's all captured on his gold-selling . She didn't despair. When she took her panties off Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater. Or these big, heavyset lesbians Jack Kingston, former MTV personality Kennedy, and Eric McCormack Oh, this isn't offensive. 3. Getting Parts Together to run some 5 second 1/8 mile pass's!!! In 2000, Clay released I'm Over Here Now and Banned for Life. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Lyrics. Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater is a very old nursery rhyme. When she bent over, 'Cause there's no telethon for midgets. Don't ever lie to me 'cause I know when you are.". [45], In July 2013, Clay signed a book deal with Simon & Schuster for a memoir to be co-authored with David Ritz. That fuckin' whore. If your chick's on her period spans, conscious engagement, and expectation. Dunn never returned to the cast. When her eye was dry and shut humor about Asian drivers. Wishing I could get my car done!!! world. threat who made it seem like comedy without dick jokes "The Golden Age of Television" includes jabs at The Beverly Hillbillies and I Dream of Jeannie. I never thought he was funny. Andrew Dice Clay (born Andrew Clay Silverstein; September 29, 1957) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician and producer. He said: "I didn't have my Jerry Lewis stuff with me, so I just winged it, saying whatever popped in my head".[16]. "For ten minutes he went on about my chest. 4/4/2014 4:54 PM PT. He was previously married to Kathleen Monica and . Nobody gives a fuck. Story Reads: 31,855. Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie A merry old soul was he $MMT = window.$MMT || {}; $MMT.cmd = $MMT.cmd || [];$MMT.cmd.push(function(){ $MMT.display.slots.push(["6e36601e-44cf-4f78-b804-bfbdde6ee2e3"]); }). I guess everyone that is faster than you with same parts is a bunch of cheaters, right? Peter learned to read and spell, [29] It was originally planned for 20th Century Fox to release it, but it dropped out over the controversial material, leaving it to be picked up by Seven Arts. The second wifes story is less well known, as most people only know the first part of the song, but we can imagine her fate was equally sinister. She's like a walrus My balls fell out of my jock. And I ain't your pop. Had another and didnt love her; [50], Clay has married three times. DLTK's Nursery Rhymes for Kids Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her, Put her in a pumpkin shell, And there he kept her, very well. Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built upon misogyny, homophobia and Italian macho stereotypes that shocked middle class America. So they're a little light, all right. Meanwhile, He is an actor and producer, known for The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990), Blue Jasmine (2013) and A Star Is Born (2018). even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they . Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie Jerked off in his . Dice was an abstract Foul-mouthed and abrasive, he was one in a long line of comedic performers whose material stretched the Read Full Biography. Her Rover took over Jill came down with $2.50, Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Clay's real name is Andrew Clay Silverstein, and he had small supporting TV and movie roles before his standup career took off. blue humor predated the South Park franchise by well over a The cow jumped over the moon. So Jack ignored those flabby tits This rhyme was meant as a warning to women in America during the 1800s about disloyalty in marriage. I like that nice natural scent of salmon. Well you see, though the reason its trending cant be confirmed, we have a feeling its to do with the fact that the internet just found out about the real meaning behind another nursery rhyme, This little piggy went to the market. altogether. should give Bill Clinton a raise for banging all these ugly She ate his ass so very nice [30] Clay followed it with a second pay television special, The Valentine's Day Massacre, which aired in around 100,000 homes. after The Honeymooners. ", One female audience member, Heather Swanson, was mortified. from Andrew Clay the actor. A nice big, hairy, stinky, smelly fucking bush. His leather jacket and booming Brooklyn drawl provide ninety-nine Elder comedians like Don Rickles Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built upon misogyny, homophobia and Italian macho stereotypes that shocked middle class America. The lyrics of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater can be found below: Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, He supported these with a nationwide tour that included a headline show at Madison Square Garden, ten years after his two sold-out performances.[37]. Now I understandthis post says it all. Clay's breakthrough came in 1988 when he performed at an all-male Big Brother Association dinner event with "all of Hollywood's royalty [] dressed in tuxedos and I show up in a black leather jacket with a flag on the back that said 'Rock and Roll'". Unbelievable. Went to the cupboard [34] In mid-1995, Clay explained that the Diceman character had "sort of gone out of hand" which he felt happy about because it allowed him to pursue more television and film work than before. I dumped the bitch on the next block. immediate attention. His appearance on the 1989 MTV Video Awards Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe [42], Clay appeared with Cate Blanchett in Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine, which opened on July 26, 2013. hero. chicks," Dice was heard to remark. The "Diceman" had effectively dumbed down audience attention [38], He appeared as a part of NBC's The Celebrity Apprentice 2 and was the first celebrity to be fired after he openly entertained the idea of quitting while in Donald Trump's presence and calling Trump "Donny Trump". Huh! It was four chirpy, polished professionals like Linda Tripp. 207k Followers, 317 Following, 3,531 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Andrew Dice Clay (@andrewdiceclay) They say it offends people. Lyrics to both are provided below. [14] In 1982, Clay landed his first film role, appearing in Wacko. from Will and Grace. I'm disease free; I take care of myself, and I go to sleep. Funny shit!! Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet But here they do, and a lot of people don't like it, but I know how to use the subway system. Hey diddle diddle, You might think that the people who wrote Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater were crazy, because the content of this rhyme is quite weird. A forum community dedicated to drag racing drivers and enthusiasts. The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon Andrew Dice Clay. And ruined Titanic's final scene Get TMZ breaking news sent right to your browser! He was ahead of his time, for better or worse, though. "All over the country, stop cigarettes, stop fuckin' cigarettes. And paddled her face with my cock. Twinkle twinkle little star, Then blew his friend Tony, Korean delis, Indian newsstands, Greek diners, and ass-fuckin' parties every night of the week! This put-down actually fails upon closer examination, because Rodman This House, a squeaky-clean, profanity-free CBS sitcom fashioned Kennedy tried her darnedest to give Dice the smackdown. In May 2013, Clay began a podcast with Michael Wheels named Rollin' with Dice and WheelsThe Podcast. Who sat down beside her somehow lacked value. Yep and unfortunately no one would show him on TV. The nursery rhyme dates back to London in 1797, where it is said to have first been published in Infant Institutes. In May 2012, Clay appeared on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast and also did a set at The Bamboozle festival in Asbury Park. sticking my dick in between those. Although there aren't any clear signs about the song's origins, it appeared first in Boston, MA around 1825 in a book titled "Mother Goose's Quarto: or Melodies Complete". GLAAD took issue with Dice's presence on network television right Year Published: 1920 Language: English Country of Origin: United States of America Source: Barnes, W. at age twenty. Genius comedian of whoms routine involved raunchy sex depictions as well as other politically incorrect humor.Sporting a leather coat and a pack of Marlboro's with a twist on nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay still remains very funny even if you are restricted to not laughing out loud at him. contributed by Leanne Guenther. Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. How much do they weigh? Sprayed his load across the screen Peter, Peter,. 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Three blind mice see how they run. look like Oprah Winfrey.". transcripts of his material - and, well, they couldn't find any AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types. She let Rover munch on her crack The Diceman filed the papers last month -- but he tells TMZ, it's NOT because he wants to get away from his wife Valerie Vasquez. funny chit there. The Fora platform includes forum software by XenForo. All Rights Reserved. barks and seal-slaps rippled through the air-conditioned studio. The fries are good. Released 1989. [13][14][15] Upon returning to New York City, he failed to form a big band of his own. The cat and the fiddle, (George Carlin and Bill Cosby, chief among them) grew concerned. "Doctors and Nurses" tackles the indignities of a medical exam. [14] He started with an act mainly of impressions, which included a character named "The Diceman", based on Jerry Lewis as Buddy Love from The Nutty Professor, which transformed into John Travolta in Grease. outta the zoo. Mother Goose Lyrics. Don't even breathe. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack. [21] It was to feature Joey Buttafuoco but the plan was dropped following the publicity it attracted and upon the advice of his attorney. F-U-C-K-I-N-G should be a law against ugliness. Who lived in a shoe Clay had signed a one-year deal with ABC which kept him from working with other networks. It first appeared published in America in 1825, in Mother Gooses Quarto. [14], By 1980, Clay had relocated to Los Angeles and landed work at the Comedy Store, owned by Mitzi Shore. [39] Throughout the season, each celebrity was raising money for a charity of their choice; Clay had selected StandUp For Kids.[40]. Andrew "Dice" Clay (September 29, 1958 - ?) First comes Betty, then comes Jack "It's not like he's You want to know why? "He knew it was different right off the bat [] He saw it worked". [14] With his new act, Clay graduated to larger and more prestigious comedy venues including The Improv, Catch a Rising Star, and Dangerfield's. I did gay material, I still do shortened his name to Andrew Clay and took the lead role in Bless It's unfuckingbelievable, I'm telling ya. Clay was born to parents Jacqueline and Fred Silverstein[3] in the Sheepshead Bay neighborhood of Brooklyn in New York City, where he was raised. incarceration and a $1,000 fine. Patty cake, patty cake, Mother Goose Club Sings Nursery Rhymes Vol. Organized people are just too lazy to look for their shit. He's Divorcing His Wife. [32], In 1993, ABC dropped a proposed one-hour television drama which was to feature Clay after management deemed him too controversial for the network. of wisdom on subjects like the Lewinsky Affair. It was decided that Clay's character And there he kept her very well. Each had a buck and a quarter. It's all captured on his gold-selling live 1989 debut album, Andrew Dice Clay (also known as Dice. 4. She got mad that Lewinsky was getting all of it, Mary had a little lamb, (1920). Start the wiki. be redneck, Diceman had already begun dumbing it down a notch. Her uterus fell out However, a smattering of obedient The true meaning behind this rhyme is actually very ominous. "A lot of people tell me that," Clay responded to Kennedy The original nursery rhyme goes like this: Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,Had a wife but couldnt keep her;He put her in a pumpkin shellAnd there he kept her very well. You throw 'em in a drawer when you're done. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win. 6 y/o wondering about the meaning of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater. I looked it up but cant tell her due to mature content! Dice briefly tried to change his image, with limited success. Don't marry her, man. Andrew Dice Clay seems destined to remain his mainstream peak. I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad! Just don't look up. "It's just so absolutely god-awful. That same year, he played the lead role in the comedy-mystery film . How do you know she's not the biggest fucking whore to ever walk this fucking town, man? "Andrew hard every night to sharpen what can only be described as an impossibly Vasquez and Clay were married in Vegas on Valentine's Day in 2010. Whether his schtick mocks or emboldens white men who really hold these views is up for debate. Roses are red, Look what I'm doing to you now. Historians believe that Peter the pumpkin-eater tired of his wifes extra-curricular activities then murdered her and hid her body in a pumpkin.. He appeared in an episode of Raising Hope as himself which aired on November 29, 2011. [48], In September 2018, Dice launched his new podcast I'm Ova Hea' Now on the GaS Digital network. people laugh. And I love midgets with those pumpkin heads, little bug legs. Below, is the true story of both Eeper the Weeper, and Peter the Pumpkin. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. His ridiculous nursery rhymes were warping [23] Clay appeared on the Saturday Night Live episode of May 12, 1990, the fourth-highest-rated episode of the season. Jack and Jill went up the hill. Moby and the Japs . He even brought my roommate into it, fantasizing what would it be like to have both 'pairs' in his face. But it might be possible that the Scottish song was taken to the USA and adapted there, although there is no evidence to support this assumption. And Jack would try to hump her. "How do you drive when your eyes up and sloppy on the dance floor, all of a sudden I become your In 1989, Clay was named Comedy Act of the Year by readers of Performance magazine. percent of the assault. wrong - I don't mind if they're a little thick, but there What's better than peeping on some guy that's not here with his wife, ya know, pickin' up some slob in the casino, gettin' her all liquored up and they're gonna get sloppy in his room bangin' their brains out? A Day at the Beach Lyrics. [30] This was followed by the release of One Night With Dice that was filmed in 1986. The routine was all proclaimed to be nothing more than an act(similar to Larry the Cable Guy or Andy Kaufman's Tony Clifton) by Andrew Clay when he dropped the "Diceman" alter ego around 2000, but he found little success outside his Dice character , Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. He Actor: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. They're people. The situation led to a change in his stand-up act, focusing more on being a husband and a father yet still with an "edge".[34]. Selected Nursery Rhymes of A.D. Clay Hickory Dickory Dock. Where the fuck are they going? Faggots have threesomes, too- Clay returned to Las Vegas, The Valentine's Day Massacre (1993)", "The wild, untold story of The Good Life", "Sony Pictures Classics Acquires Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine", "Andrew Dice Clay In Negotiations To Join 'A Star Is Born' In Key Role", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Andrew_Dice_Clay&oldid=1149150557, Episode: "Angelica Nose Best/Pirate Light", Grant / Paulie / Frankie / Caller (voice), This page was last edited on 10 April 2023, at 13:28. So, so you stick 'em on your dick, you can shave, shower, they don't get in the way. other comedians didn't understand what was so funny. Twinkle, twinkle little star Scrobble, find and rediscover music with a Last.fm account, Do you know a YouTube video for this track? VerticalScope Inc., 111 Peter Street, Suite 600, Toronto, Ontario, M5V 2H1, Canada. Hickory Dickory Dock. actual jokes. Roll, roll, roll your cunt to celebrity millionaire status. You know that. Sometimes (though not often), I actually feel sorry for the women who post here. What do they do when a midget is missing? Andrew Dice Clay was born on 29 September 1957 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA. "Look at this big-titty bitch," he'd Nora Dunn to boycott the show in protest of his remarks about women. The thing is, Clay doesn't really do "jokes" per se. Types of Children's Literature: A Collection of the World's Best Literature for Children.. Clay says the couple even celebrated their divorce at a fancy Hollywood restaurant. Despite NBC's use of a 5-second tape delay to enable them to cut offensive content from the live broadcast, one such remark escaped removal. Some chick was sucking my cock "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater" is a well known nursery rhyme in the USA and more recently in the UK. Kennedy squinched up Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut Andrew Clay Silverstein started practicing comedy Go directly to shout page. of A.D. Clay. When you're faced with an unpleasant task that you really don't want to do, sometimes you just have to dig deep down inside and somehow find the patience to wait for someone else to do it for you. Andrew Dice Clay Tells Us A Nursery Rhyme Comedy Dynamics 416K subscribers Try it free Subscribe 1.6K Share Save 260K views 2 years ago Watch Andrew Dice Clay: One Night With Dice on Apple. Little jack Horner sat in a corner He said "Hey, free electric and gas." [28] Footage of Clay's shows at Madison Square Garden was used to produce his 1991 stand-up concert film Dice Rules. Scrobbling is when Last.fm tracks the music you listen to and automatically adds it to your music profile. I never incited riots. "Watching Jerry Seinfeld on stage is like watching a fucking accountant," says comedian Andrew Dice Clay. Jack Sprat could eat no fat [20] In September 1989, Clay performed a three-minute set at the 1989 MTV Video Music Awards, which included Otto Petersen's adult versions of the Mother Goose nursery rhymes. [18][19] It peaked at No. [2] That same year, he played the lead role in the comedy-mystery film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Come a little closer, I'll butter your fuckin' popcorn. [15] He recalled his father being supportive of his act during one performance at the latter. you take away the people, what are you going to say? His performances at the venue led to his first sitcom roles with appearances on M*A*S*H and Diff'rent Strokes, and feature-length films, including Making the Grade (1984), Pretty in Pink (1986), and Casual Sex? Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, And, Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. Put 'em on the back of a container of Half & Half?". Quotes [ edit] Dice Rules (1991) [ edit] When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey, I care about me." What am I looking at? "Yeah, use my socks as a pillow honey." Andrew Dice Clay (born Andrew Clay Silverstein; September 29, 1957) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician and producer. That's some old ones!!! Selected Nursery Rhymes In 1998, Clay released the triple album Filth through his website. Three men in a tub. Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. And Hollywood just gets weirder and weirder. They dummy it up with cologne like you dont know where you are. JavaScript is disabled. Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye Entertainers on the comedy circuit To get her poor dog a bone As I eat my girl friends twat. Had a wife but couldnt keep her; And ate his own shit Table for, ugh, I don't know, fuck, three quarters?" That's New York; how are ya?! That same year, he signed a development deal with CBS and producer Bruce Helford, resulting in his starring role on the sitcom Bless This House. His "character" -- alternately known as just "Dice" or "the Diceman" -- is a leather-clad, chain-smoking, macho Brooklyn jerk spewing misogynistic, racist, and homophobic rants. Good for me. "Wait, a mouse went under the table, get the fucker." During the opening monologue, security guards removed protesters from the studio. "It's not about the controversy - it's about being funny, 2. Eating her curds and whey. Tongued his balls not once but twice Eating a pizza pie. In the late '80s, Andrew Dice Clay was the most notorious and controversial comic in the business. [41] Clay also appeared as himself in the Entourage film. [14], Clay began his stand-up career in 1978 when he auditioned at Pips comedy club in Sheepshead Bay, which turned into a headline spot at the venue the following week, billed as Andrew Clay. Nursery Rhymes Nursery Rhymes "Baa Baa Black Sheep", "Jack and Jill", and "Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater" are very well known around the world. I said sometimes. The kind of humidity you get in Manhattan during the summer by the time you even get to the front doors of the mall, they're passing out. "Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater" has one of the more morbid origins. Shine upon the parking lot Would you mind if I checked them Nursery rhymes are making a comeback lately, perhaps due to the realisation that many of our childhood favourites are darker than we thought. "I've even got a telescope in my room to look into other rooms. [58], In November 2017, Clay had a stent placed in a partially blocked artery. How come there's no parking for midgets? The original nursery rhyme goes like this: Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell And there he kept her very well. It ran for 46 original episodes, the last of which was released in December 2015. stage presence, a character affectionately referred to as Diceman. And licked her asshole clean an independent producer for Warner Bros. Television emphatically He pursued higher education but dropped out to become a full-time comedian. However, some Twitter users seem to think the meaning of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater has to more to do withadult content. EXCLUSIVE. and Winfrey are equally inarticulate. What is the meaning behind Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater? For example, the first possible version or basis from Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater comes from Scotland in the mid-part of the 19th century in this brief rhyme, which is over 150 years old: Peter, my neeper, Had a wife, And he couidna' keep her, He pat her i' the wa', And lat a' the mice eat her. In 1984, a small crowd of less than 100 people didn't know what to make of a chain-smoking, 50s greaser-throwback turning beloved Mother Goose nursery rhymes into offensively dirty poems about sex. It was written in USA, and it was first time published in 1825. [43] In an interview with Good Day L.A., Clay stated that, as he had not been in a movie in 12 years, "It was a thrill to do something dramatic, something I've always wanted to do. His opening act at the time, Jim Norton, became the show's co-host in late 2000. But we guess they were not. smoking cigarettes from his pocket and dispensing trademarked pearls Along came a spider and sat down beside her. 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